Welcome
The
Premise
The Cast of
Characters
Chapters
Chapter 1
Act 1:
Scene 1-A Quick Word From the Author
Scene 2-And Now A Word From God
Scene 3-God Introduces us to Alan Gold
Scene 4-When Your First Kiss Tastes Like Pastrami, You’re Hooked
Scene 5 – Shul Shopping
Scene 6: Rebbe with a Cause
Scene 7: Meet the Mispucha
Scene 8: The Little Sperm that Couldn’t
Scene 9: The Stork is Catholic
Scene 10: Meet Maddie Gold
Act 2:
Scene 1: Tanach, Tanach, Jews There?
Scene 2: The Exodus
Scene 3: Let’s Eat Raw Oats
Scene 4: Aleph- The Scarlet Letter
Scene 5:Wait’ll You Meet My Bubbe
SCENE 6: WAIT’LL YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW GETS HOME
SCENE 7: AT YOUR REBECCAND CALL
Chapter 2
Chapter 2 Act 1
Scene 1: It’s Not a Jewish Princess Phone
Scene 2: We Interrupt These Messages…
Scene 3 Pick up or Shut up”
Scene-4-How-Not-To-Choose-A-Jewish-Doctor
Scene 5-Pray For the Rabbi, He’s Meeting the Goldniks
Scene 6 -Dad Lays out His Master Plan
Chapter 2, Act 2
Ch 2 Act 2 Scene 1 -Thirty-6 Skidoo, Kiddo
Ch 2 Act 2 Scene 2-Kooks in the Kitchen
Chapter 3
Act 1
Ch 3 Act 1 Scene 1: The Anna Louise Strong Alternative Middle School
About
Me
Contact
Menu
Welcome
The
Premise
The Cast of
Characters
Chapters
Chapter 1
Act 1:
Scene 1-A Quick Word From the Author
Scene 2-And Now A Word From God
Scene 3-God Introduces us to Alan Gold
Scene 4-When Your First Kiss Tastes Like Pastrami, You’re Hooked
Scene 5 – Shul Shopping
Scene 6: Rebbe with a Cause
Scene 7: Meet the Mispucha
Scene 8: The Little Sperm that Couldn’t
Scene 9: The Stork is Catholic
Scene 10: Meet Maddie Gold
Act 2:
Scene 1: Tanach, Tanach, Jews There?
Scene 2: The Exodus
Scene 3: Let’s Eat Raw Oats
Scene 4: Aleph- The Scarlet Letter
Scene 5:Wait’ll You Meet My Bubbe
SCENE 6: WAIT’LL YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW GETS HOME
SCENE 7: AT YOUR REBECCAND CALL
Chapter 2
Chapter 2 Act 1
Scene 1: It’s Not a Jewish Princess Phone
Scene 2: We Interrupt These Messages…
Scene 3 Pick up or Shut up”
Scene-4-How-Not-To-Choose-A-Jewish-Doctor
Scene 5-Pray For the Rabbi, He’s Meeting the Goldniks
Scene 6 -Dad Lays out His Master Plan
Chapter 2, Act 2
Ch 2 Act 2 Scene 1 -Thirty-6 Skidoo, Kiddo
Ch 2 Act 2 Scene 2-Kooks in the Kitchen
Chapter 3
Act 1
Ch 3 Act 1 Scene 1: The Anna Louise Strong Alternative Middle School
About
Me
Contact
Jewish Girl
A Buffet of Blasphemy
SCENE 6: WAIT’LL YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW GETS HOME
Act 2 SCENE 6- WAIT'LL YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW GETS HOME