• Welcome
  • The
    Premise
  • The Cast of
    Characters
  • Chapters
    • Chapter 1
      • Act 1:
        • Scene 1-A Quick Word From the Author
        • Scene 2-And Now A Word From God
        • Scene 3-God Introduces us to Alan Gold
        • Scene 4-When Your First Kiss Tastes Like Pastrami, You’re Hooked
        • Scene 5 – Shul Shopping
        • Scene 6: Rebbe with a Cause
        • Scene 7: Meet the Mispucha
        • Scene 8: The Little Sperm that Couldn’t
        • Scene 9: The Stork is Catholic
        • Scene 10: Meet Maddie Gold
      • Act 2:
        • Scene 1: Tanach, Tanach, Jews There?
        • Scene 2: The Exodus
        • Scene 3: Let’s Eat Raw Oats
        • Scene 4: Aleph- The Scarlet Letter
        • Scene 5:Wait’ll You Meet My Bubbe
        • SCENE 6: WAIT’LL YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW GETS HOME
        • SCENE 7: AT YOUR REBECCAND CALL
    • Chapter 2
      • Chapter 2 Act 1
        • Scene 1: It’s Not a Jewish Princess Phone
        • Scene 2: We Interrupt These Messages…
        • Scene 3 Pick up or Shut up”
        • Scene-4-How-Not-To-Choose-A-Jewish-Doctor
        • Scene 5-Pray For the Rabbi, He’s Meeting the Goldniks
        • Scene 6 -Dad Lays out His Master Plan
      • Chapter 2, Act 2
        • Ch 2 Act 2 Scene 1 -Thirty-6 Skidoo, Kiddo
        • Ch 2 Act 2 Scene 2-Kooks in the Kitchen
    • Chapter 3
      • Act 1
        • Ch 3 Act 1 Scene 1: The Anna Louise Strong Alternative Middle School
  • About
    Me
  • Contact
Menu
  • Welcome
  • The
    Premise
  • The Cast of
    Characters
  • Chapters
    • Chapter 1
      • Act 1:
        • Scene 1-A Quick Word From the Author
        • Scene 2-And Now A Word From God
        • Scene 3-God Introduces us to Alan Gold
        • Scene 4-When Your First Kiss Tastes Like Pastrami, You’re Hooked
        • Scene 5 – Shul Shopping
        • Scene 6: Rebbe with a Cause
        • Scene 7: Meet the Mispucha
        • Scene 8: The Little Sperm that Couldn’t
        • Scene 9: The Stork is Catholic
        • Scene 10: Meet Maddie Gold
      • Act 2:
        • Scene 1: Tanach, Tanach, Jews There?
        • Scene 2: The Exodus
        • Scene 3: Let’s Eat Raw Oats
        • Scene 4: Aleph- The Scarlet Letter
        • Scene 5:Wait’ll You Meet My Bubbe
        • SCENE 6: WAIT’LL YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW GETS HOME
        • SCENE 7: AT YOUR REBECCAND CALL
    • Chapter 2
      • Chapter 2 Act 1
        • Scene 1: It’s Not a Jewish Princess Phone
        • Scene 2: We Interrupt These Messages…
        • Scene 3 Pick up or Shut up”
        • Scene-4-How-Not-To-Choose-A-Jewish-Doctor
        • Scene 5-Pray For the Rabbi, He’s Meeting the Goldniks
        • Scene 6 -Dad Lays out His Master Plan
      • Chapter 2, Act 2
        • Ch 2 Act 2 Scene 1 -Thirty-6 Skidoo, Kiddo
        • Ch 2 Act 2 Scene 2-Kooks in the Kitchen
    • Chapter 3
      • Act 1
        • Ch 3 Act 1 Scene 1: The Anna Louise Strong Alternative Middle School
  • About
    Me
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Jewish Girl

A Buffet of Blasphemy

Chapter 2 Act 1